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These are a few of my favorite things.
I want this award!
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It’s the roundest.
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desastrebelo:

I can’t even begin to explain how many times this happens to me
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ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
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Hello, Newman.
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“I find the term ‘lovebirds’ to be offensive. We prefer to be called ‘sex-falcons.’”

professortennant:

—Actual line of dialogue from this fic. Dying of awesome laughter.

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